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If only C.S. Lewis had owned a copy of "Relanyms" -- The Lion the Witch & the Wardrobe might have instead been called The Panther, the Sorcerer and the Bureau or the slightly more preposterous The Tiger, the Wizard and the Chifferobe!
Had he lived to see the year 2010, Relanyms might have inspired Charles Dickens himself to pen A Yarn of Three Burroughs or even A Fable of Four Neighborhoods instead of that boring old A Tale of Two Cities.
So, put down that Cherub's Sustenance Tort (Angel's Food Cake) and pick up your copy of 'Precipice Writings' & Other Relanyms! Unless you have some sort of Hatchet to Pulverize.
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